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They are really nice graphics.

You should maximize your browser.

It's worth the wait, I promise.

Main screen turn on!

Oh, that didn't work.

This is taking longer than expected...

I blame your internet connection.

Not done yet?

Really??

Wow.

How is your internet so slow?

Are you still on dial-up?

Someone must be experiencing techincal difficulties.

Maybe I have a broken link...

Nope.

Everything is fine.

I'll tell you a secret...

Look just below this.

See the hidden link?

Click it.

The end.

Why are you still here?

It's just going to loop until you find the button.